Post by Michael "Thunder" Knight on May 8, 2007 14:06:20 GMT -5
A woman stands in a wooded area as the scene opens. She hears leaves rustling, leading to her looking around in a paranoid manner. Suddenly, a shadow approaches her. She screams...
The scene pauses. The camera moves in on her face until only her mouth is visible. At this point it becomes clear that this is the picture from the poster for PWA's Friday the 13th. The words appear on the picture.
The camera now cuts to the arena, showing the fans in many of their costumes as "Witchcraft" by Wolfmother begins to play. Then the camera moves to the announcers, a mummy and Dracula.
Mummy:Good evening and welcome to PWA's Friday the 13th special! We've got quite the show planned for tonight. In this ring we will...
Dracula:Wow, look at Stacy in her cheerleader outfit.
Mummy:Please, just try to focus on the action. Let's head to the ring for our opening contest!
Cheerleader Stacy:The following contest will see Uzumaki Naruto take on Cloud Strife. The special referee for this match, already in the ring, is the Pink Power Ranger.
"Witchcraft" by Wolfmother begins to play again as Naruto enters the ring first, followed by Cloud Strife. They meet in the center of the ring and begin shoving each other. The Pink Power Ranger attempts to calm them down, but it is to no avail.
Mummy:This should be a very close match.
Dracula:Are you kidding me? Cloud Strife pales in comparison to the amazing man that is Naruto.
Mummy:Geek.
Naruto irish whips Strife into the ropes and locks in a side headlock. Strife reaches his feet and twists Naruto's arm in an arm ringer, followed by a hammerlock. The Pink Power Ranger checks on Naruto, but he refuses to give up.
Dracula:Ha! Naruto will not fall that easily!
Mummy:For the love of God, please stop.
Naruto comes back with elbows to the head, and then hard chops. He sends Strife into the turnbuckle. Naruto attempts a splash in the corner, but Strife moves out of the way. He rolls up Naruto. The Pink Power Ranger counts the pin.
1.....
2.....
.......Naruto kicks out. Strife argues with The Pink Power Ranger, who shoves him. Naruto uses this oppurtunity to come back and hit a dropkick. He climbs the top rope and plays to the crowd. While Naruto is doing this, Strife climbs up the ropes and hits a belly-to-belly suplex, followed by a cover.
1......
2......
3!!!!!!
Mummy:What do you have to say now?
Dracula:Naruto let him win.
Strife takes off his mask and reveals himself to be Skyler Striker. The Pink Power Ranger takes off Naruto's mask, actually Rick Morgan. Striker pressures The Pink Power Ranger to take off his mask, but he backs away and exits the ring.
A video package airs showing highlights from last week's Friday Night Assault. When the camera returns to the ring, the Wolfman is already there.
Cheerleader Stacy:The following contest is a four-way match!
Jimmy Conway enters the ring as "Witchcraft" plays again. He is followed by Freddy Krueger, Jack Sparrow, and Marv. As the bell rings, Krueger immediately goes after Sparrow and Conway attacks Marv. Krueger hits Sparrow hard numerous times with punches to the face and then sends over the top rope with a brutal clothesline.
Dracula:That could very well keep Sparrow out the rest of the match.
On the other side of the ring, Conway is choking Marv with his boot in the corner. Wolfman attempts to get him to break it with a five count, and Conway does to avoid disqualification. He sets Marv up on the top turnbuckle, but Marv has enough strength to hit a sunset flip for the pin.
1…..
2…..
……broken up by Krueger. Kruger lays in boots to the midsection and then pulls him up. Marv is sent into the ropes and is hit with a big backdrop.
Mummy:Amazing strength shown by Freddy Krueger right there.
Krueger smiles manically and climbs the top rope. He hits Marv with a guillotine legdrop. He goes for the cover.
1…..
2…..
Marv kicks out. Krueger argues with the Wolfman about what he claims to be a slow count and Marv comes from behind with a low blow. Before he can go for the pin, Conway is back to his feet and charging at him, looking to hit a clothesline. Marv ducks and sends Conway back down with an atomic drop. Marv’s offense is short lived, however, because Krueger grabs him by the throat.
Dracula:Oh my God! Krueger is going to chokeslam Marv!
Krueger lifts Marv up with one hand and sends him down to the mat with a chokeslam. The Wolfman counts the pin.
1….
2….
3!!!!!
Krueger takes off his mask and reveals himself to be Kurt Burton. Wolfman takes off Sparrow’s mask, showing that he is Bryan Stinberg. He takes off Conway’s mask, who is Miguel Sanchez. Marv reaches his feet and takes off his mask, his true identity being Manny C. Once again, the referee slips out of the ring without taking his mask off.
Dracula:Why won’t the referee take off the mask?
Mummy:I have no idea. We’ll be right back with the main event!
Cheerleader Stacy:The special referee, currently in the ring, is a lucha wrestler!
”Witchcraft” plays once more as V walks to the ring. George W. Bush follows after him with a tiny American flag in his hand. It takes him very long to get to the ring as he gets lost. A security guard guides him to the ring.
Mummy:The president is already off to a great start.
Dracula:Come on, have some faith in the commander in chief.
Bush offers V a handshake, but is instead slapped in the face. V sends him into the turnbuckle and punches him in the face several times. Bush rolls out of the ring and takes a breather. V doesn’t him get a break, hitting him with a baseball slide. He comes out after Bush, who begs him off. V continues the assault by ramming him into the guardrail several times.
Mummy:V is relentless here!
No matter how hard the lucha wrestler tries to get them back in the ring, V seems to be stopping for no one. Bush reverses V’s attempt at an irish whip into the stairs with one of his own. He rolls V back in the ring and hits a piledriver, followed by a pin attempt.
1….
2….
V kicks out. Bush picks V up and places him on the top turnbuckle. He hits the 10 punches in the corner, but the crowd does not count. Halfway through V lifts up Bush and hits an atomic drop. V picks him up and sends him crashing down with a powerbomb.
Mummy:That has to be it!
1….
2….
Bush gets his foot on the ropes. V’s irish whip attempt is reversed by Bush. In the process, V accidentally hits the lucha wrestler, knocking him down. Bush hits V with a low blow and rolls outside the ring. He grabs a chair from ringside and returns to the ring.
Dracula:Now the president is going to even the score.
Bush hits V in the head with the chair and goes for the pin. After a few seconds, the lucha wrestler comes to and counts the pin.
1….
2….
Mummy:Not this way!
3!!!!!
The lucha wrestler raises Bush’s hand, who takes off his mask to reveal that he is Thunder. Then, the lucha wrestler takes off his mask.
Dracula:Oh my God! It’s Yukio Blaze!
Thunder turns around and is hit with the Trail Blazer. V gets up and takes off his mask.
Mummy:I can’t believe it! It’s Drake Zine, the man Thunder fired! Folks, we have to go! We’ll see you at Redemption.
[/i][/center]The scene pauses. The camera moves in on her face until only her mouth is visible. At this point it becomes clear that this is the picture from the poster for PWA's Friday the 13th. The words appear on the picture.
The camera now cuts to the arena, showing the fans in many of their costumes as "Witchcraft" by Wolfmother begins to play. Then the camera moves to the announcers, a mummy and Dracula.
Mummy:Good evening and welcome to PWA's Friday the 13th special! We've got quite the show planned for tonight. In this ring we will...
Dracula:Wow, look at Stacy in her cheerleader outfit.
Mummy:Please, just try to focus on the action. Let's head to the ring for our opening contest!
Cheerleader Stacy:The following contest will see Uzumaki Naruto take on Cloud Strife. The special referee for this match, already in the ring, is the Pink Power Ranger.
"Witchcraft" by Wolfmother begins to play again as Naruto enters the ring first, followed by Cloud Strife. They meet in the center of the ring and begin shoving each other. The Pink Power Ranger attempts to calm them down, but it is to no avail.
Mummy:This should be a very close match.
Dracula:Are you kidding me? Cloud Strife pales in comparison to the amazing man that is Naruto.
Mummy:Geek.
Naruto irish whips Strife into the ropes and locks in a side headlock. Strife reaches his feet and twists Naruto's arm in an arm ringer, followed by a hammerlock. The Pink Power Ranger checks on Naruto, but he refuses to give up.
Dracula:Ha! Naruto will not fall that easily!
Mummy:For the love of God, please stop.
Naruto comes back with elbows to the head, and then hard chops. He sends Strife into the turnbuckle. Naruto attempts a splash in the corner, but Strife moves out of the way. He rolls up Naruto. The Pink Power Ranger counts the pin.
1.....
2.....
.......Naruto kicks out. Strife argues with The Pink Power Ranger, who shoves him. Naruto uses this oppurtunity to come back and hit a dropkick. He climbs the top rope and plays to the crowd. While Naruto is doing this, Strife climbs up the ropes and hits a belly-to-belly suplex, followed by a cover.
1......
2......
3!!!!!!
Mummy:What do you have to say now?
Dracula:Naruto let him win.
Strife takes off his mask and reveals himself to be Skyler Striker. The Pink Power Ranger takes off Naruto's mask, actually Rick Morgan. Striker pressures The Pink Power Ranger to take off his mask, but he backs away and exits the ring.
A video package airs showing highlights from last week's Friday Night Assault. When the camera returns to the ring, the Wolfman is already there.
Cheerleader Stacy:The following contest is a four-way match!
Jimmy Conway enters the ring as "Witchcraft" plays again. He is followed by Freddy Krueger, Jack Sparrow, and Marv. As the bell rings, Krueger immediately goes after Sparrow and Conway attacks Marv. Krueger hits Sparrow hard numerous times with punches to the face and then sends over the top rope with a brutal clothesline.
Dracula:That could very well keep Sparrow out the rest of the match.
On the other side of the ring, Conway is choking Marv with his boot in the corner. Wolfman attempts to get him to break it with a five count, and Conway does to avoid disqualification. He sets Marv up on the top turnbuckle, but Marv has enough strength to hit a sunset flip for the pin.
1…..
2…..
……broken up by Krueger. Kruger lays in boots to the midsection and then pulls him up. Marv is sent into the ropes and is hit with a big backdrop.
Mummy:Amazing strength shown by Freddy Krueger right there.
Krueger smiles manically and climbs the top rope. He hits Marv with a guillotine legdrop. He goes for the cover.
1…..
2…..
Marv kicks out. Krueger argues with the Wolfman about what he claims to be a slow count and Marv comes from behind with a low blow. Before he can go for the pin, Conway is back to his feet and charging at him, looking to hit a clothesline. Marv ducks and sends Conway back down with an atomic drop. Marv’s offense is short lived, however, because Krueger grabs him by the throat.
Dracula:Oh my God! Krueger is going to chokeslam Marv!
Krueger lifts Marv up with one hand and sends him down to the mat with a chokeslam. The Wolfman counts the pin.
1….
2….
3!!!!!
Krueger takes off his mask and reveals himself to be Kurt Burton. Wolfman takes off Sparrow’s mask, showing that he is Bryan Stinberg. He takes off Conway’s mask, who is Miguel Sanchez. Marv reaches his feet and takes off his mask, his true identity being Manny C. Once again, the referee slips out of the ring without taking his mask off.
Dracula:Why won’t the referee take off the mask?
Mummy:I have no idea. We’ll be right back with the main event!
Cheerleader Stacy:The special referee, currently in the ring, is a lucha wrestler!
”Witchcraft” plays once more as V walks to the ring. George W. Bush follows after him with a tiny American flag in his hand. It takes him very long to get to the ring as he gets lost. A security guard guides him to the ring.
Mummy:The president is already off to a great start.
Dracula:Come on, have some faith in the commander in chief.
Bush offers V a handshake, but is instead slapped in the face. V sends him into the turnbuckle and punches him in the face several times. Bush rolls out of the ring and takes a breather. V doesn’t him get a break, hitting him with a baseball slide. He comes out after Bush, who begs him off. V continues the assault by ramming him into the guardrail several times.
Mummy:V is relentless here!
No matter how hard the lucha wrestler tries to get them back in the ring, V seems to be stopping for no one. Bush reverses V’s attempt at an irish whip into the stairs with one of his own. He rolls V back in the ring and hits a piledriver, followed by a pin attempt.
1….
2….
V kicks out. Bush picks V up and places him on the top turnbuckle. He hits the 10 punches in the corner, but the crowd does not count. Halfway through V lifts up Bush and hits an atomic drop. V picks him up and sends him crashing down with a powerbomb.
Mummy:That has to be it!
1….
2….
Bush gets his foot on the ropes. V’s irish whip attempt is reversed by Bush. In the process, V accidentally hits the lucha wrestler, knocking him down. Bush hits V with a low blow and rolls outside the ring. He grabs a chair from ringside and returns to the ring.
Dracula:Now the president is going to even the score.
Bush hits V in the head with the chair and goes for the pin. After a few seconds, the lucha wrestler comes to and counts the pin.
1….
2….
Mummy:Not this way!
3!!!!!
The lucha wrestler raises Bush’s hand, who takes off his mask to reveal that he is Thunder. Then, the lucha wrestler takes off his mask.
Dracula:Oh my God! It’s Yukio Blaze!
Thunder turns around and is hit with the Trail Blazer. V gets up and takes off his mask.
Mummy:I can’t believe it! It’s Drake Zine, the man Thunder fired! Folks, we have to go! We’ll see you at Redemption.
