PWA Friday Night Assault 11/3/06 Results

[Michael "Thunder" Knight]

center]Show opens up to Stacy Christens in the middle of the ring

Stacy: Ladies and gentleman. It is my pleasure to invite down to the ring a good friend of mine, and your WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…….DANNY “THE VAGRANT” VICE!

“Second Heartbeat” by Avenged Sevenfold hits the speakers as the crowd leaps to their feet to cheer their champion. The lights of the arena go out for several seconds. Two spotlights with strobe-like effects shine at the top of the ramp where Danny "The Vagrant" Vice stands. The PWA World Championship is draped over his shoulder as he signals to SuFi’s to the crowd. He’s dressed in his black trenchcoat, white RVCA shirt, and black pants. He walks to the ring and high fives fans in the front row with a smile on his face. He enters the ring and gives Stacy a hug before he’s handed a second microphone.

Stacy: Danny. Tell us what you think about the DOWA wrestlers coming to PWA events the past few weeks.

Danny: Stacy. The Vagrant would first like to say that the only thing more beautiful than yourself tonight, is seeing the dedicated PWA fans here in Montreal stand behind their federation against the intruders from the DOWA.

Crowd: P-W-A! P-W-A! P-W-A! P-W-A! P-W-A!

Danny: As for Andy Cash and his band of misfits and miscreants. The Vagrant always accepts the challenge of new competitors in the PWA. It is the competition and drive of new blood that allows this wonderful fed to thrive for the benefit of it's fans. However, he expects them to do so inside the ring and in the lockerroom. Their attacks and ambushes are nothing up against the roster of the PWA. The will of the fans, and the wrestlers here will not be denied. So, to set an example, and to be the fighting champion that The Vagrant promised he would be, he puts out a challenge to meet 2 DOWA superstars in the center of this ring, whenever they'd like, with Yukio Blaze by his side.

The crowd cheers at the thought of two of PWA's huge starts battling with the invaders from the DOWA.

Stacy: Speaking of Yukio, he is involved in the match with your brother and Skyler Striker tonight. Any thoughts on the match and will you be ringside?

Danny: Jimmy is a great competitor, and does not need The Vagrant's help to beat Striker. His newfound fury has no place here in the PWA, and Jimmy will ensure tonight he never has another opportunity at the World Championship. This title represents the everyday people of the PWA. It isn't about fame, money, and living the outlandish lifestyle Striker was blessed with. It isn't about garbage federations and meaningless victories. But if somehow he does move on, part 2 of his Triple Jeopardy will be against none other than the special referee, Yukio Blaze, next week on Assault.

The crowd pops again for Blaze.

Danny: If Yukio wins, he faces The Mysterious One at Clash of the Champions. And he will be ready for any challenger for the people's World Championship title. But since The Vagrant is already stage three of Triple Jeopardy, he promises to remain out of the match tonight.

Stacy: Even though he attacked your sister last week?

Danny: Jimmy was on watch when Striker attacked Janie, and Jimmy will make it right by avenging that attack tonight. Now if you will excuse The Vagrant, my dear, he needs to search this building and make sure the DOWA is not planning anything tonight….Striker…tonight your chances run out.

"Second Heartbeat" hits again as the crowd cheers as Danny leaves the ring and heads through the crowd to search for Andy Cash and the DOWA.

Commercial Break [/center]

The lights gou out in the arena and "Ugly" by the Exies starts to play. The lights stay out for the first verse.When the chorus kicks in the entrance ramp illuminates and Nick Sadiztik is there making a crucifix pose. As the music continues the lights start to create a lightning flashing kind of effect.He walks in the ring and does the crucifix pose again.

George: I thought halloween passed.

Josh: Aparently for Nick Sadiztick, It hasn't.

Stacy: In the ring, weighing in at 200 pounds, he is Nick...Sadiztik!! And his opponent....

Killswitch Engage's "The Fire Burns" blasts througout the arena. Blue lights blink across the stage. A wall of smoke appears. Not long after, Pete Stone steps from behind the curtain and onto the ramp. He just walks down with a cold look in his eyes. He aproaches the ring apron and rolls into the ring. He gets up and drops to one knee in the middle of the ring and puts his fist up in the air. He then gets back to his feet and begins to stretch for his match.

Stacy: Weighing in at 228 pounds..."Hard Knocks" Pete..Stone!!!

Josh: Well, Stone is making his long awaited debut here in the PWA tonight. These fans are amped to see what he brings to the table!

The music stops and the bell rings. The match is under way. Both men meet in the center of the ring and lock up. Stadiztik gets the early advantage by hammering Stone hard in the back of the head with a crummy blow. Pete drops to one knee and Sadiztik continues his assault delivering a combo of boots to the face and to the gut of Stone. Stone rolls back to try to avoid the assault and Sadiztik trys to go for an elbow drop, but misses. Stone then rushes to his feet and moves to Sadiztik who is also making it to his feet. Stone then delivers a hard series of snap suplexes.

He then brings both himself and Sadiztik to their feet to deliver a third one, but Sadiztik pushes him off. Stone bounces back off the ropes and Sadiztik delivers a hard mafia kick. Stone stumbles back and forth. Sadiztik then comes off of the ropes behind Pete and delivers a hard bulldog.

Josh: Wow!

George: Nicely exicuted by Nick Sadiztik!

Sadiztik then goes to pick Stone from the mat. He goes as far as bringing Stone to his feet, but Stone quickly kicks him in the stomach and puts Sadiztik's head between his thighs and signals to the crowd for somthing. He then pulls Sadiztik up so his head is pointing to the mat and puts his right arm between Sadiztik's legs and over to is waist to grab his left wrist with. He then drops down and delivers a hard cradle piledriver. Sadiztik seems to be out cold. He then goes over to his legs and locks in his finisher, the sharpshooter. Sadiztik has no choice but to tap out.

Killswitch Engage's "The fire burns" begins to boom through the arena again.

Commercial Break

center]Stacy: Ladies and Gents, the following contest will be another semi final match in the PWA I:nternation Championship tournament. Introducing first weighing in at 237 pounds, he is "The Arcane", Rick...Morgan!

"Start Something" by Lostprophets begins to boom through the arena. The lights turn down, fading into a dark purple. The arena fills with smoke towards the middle of the intro. At the final part of the intro the lights go completely out, and return purple at the first word of the song, with Rick Morgan on the stage. Rick Morgan walks towards the ring, looking slowly around him the entire time. He walks up the steps and to the ropes, centered on the ramp. At the portion directly before the second chorus, Rick Morgan raises his head and the lights flicker a bright white, along with the purple. At the beginning of the second chorus, Rick Morgan enters the ring, with the lights returning to normal. He then looks down at the ramp to wait for his opponent.

George: What the hell is that?

Josh: That's Rick Morgan. One of the more, uncomfortable things to be around.

Waterproof Blonde's "Come On" begins to boom through the arena. Blue lights blink across the stage. A wall of smoke appears. Not long after, Adrian Stone walks out behind the smoke with his hands up. He stops at the ramp and puts his arms in an "X" position. He puts his arms down and walks calmly to the ring. He then rolls into the ring and goes face to face with Morgan.

George: Now that takes some serious balls!

Adrian goes right in Morgan's face talking trash. Morgan just shoves Stone back as the bell rings. Adrian steps back a bit but runs into a big boot, curtosy of Rick Morgan. Morgan looks down at Stone, but is met by a hard boot to the face. Morgan stumbles back abit. Stone gets back to his feet and charges at Morgan, but he sidesteps and that allows Stone to bash his head into the top turbuckle.

Josh: Ouch...

Stone turns around and walks right into a hard powerslam. Morgan stands on his knees and gets applauded by the crowd. Morgan then takes Stone up again and rests him stomach first on his shoulder. Morgan picks up some pace and seems as if he is trying to deliver a running powerslam, but Adrain slides off and shoves him into the ropes. Stone then rushes off the other side of the ropes and gives Rick a hard knee lift to the gut. Morgan holds his stomach in pain as Adrian goes to the corner to make his way up the top rope.

Josh: What is Adrian up to here?

Adrian stands perched on the top rope like a hawk at lunch. He then leaps off of the ropes only to get Rick Morgan's hand caught right across his throat. The referee sees the choke and tries to break Morgan's hand free. Morgan then shoves the ref aside causing the ref to bumb his head on the mat leaving him unconcience.

George: You see that? He deserved that!

All of a sudden, Adrian's brother, Pete comes from the crowd with a steel chair. He hops over the baracade and slides into the ring. He then nails Rick Morgan across the back with the chair. Morgan then has no choice but to let go of Adrian. Pete then lays the chair in the middle of the ring and sets up Morgan for Adrian. Adrian then goes over Rick Morgan, who is bending over in pain, and locks in a butterfly lock right above the steel chair. He then proceeds to lift up Morgan and deliver a hard double underhook pildriver that he calls, "The time to shine" right on the steel chair.

Josh: Oh my god! that damned Pete Stone just helped his baby brother screw Rick Morgan!!!

George: Hey, it ain't cheating, uless you get caught! Great job Stoners!!!

Pete sees the ref start to come to and grabs the steel chair, and slides out of the ring. The refree sees Adrian pinning Rick Morgan and makes the count.

1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Waterproof Blonde's "Come On" begins to boom through the arena again.

Stacy: Here is your winner...."The Future" Adrian...Stone!!!!

Josh: God damn, Adrian Stone has just stole his way into the International Tournament finals! Damn it!

Commercial Break[/center]

Stacy: The following contest is a non-title match, scheduled for one fall!

"Rock Me Amadeus" By Falco rings throughout the arena. Just then, an explosion of silver sparks explode towards the center of the stage falling just short of the walkway. The lights flash gold and white throughout the entire arena and Justin Tyme comes barreling out of the backstage area through the curtains and making a bee line straight to the ring. When he gets to the ringside area, he uses the momentum he has to jump through the middle and bottom rope and do a summersault into the ring. He nips up and raises his hands to the air and four spotlights from four random locations point straight on Tyme as the lights everywhere else dim. Justin runs to the upper right turnbuckle and does a backflip off, landing on his feet. Tyme then takes a seat in that corner and waits.

Josh: Here is the man that will defend the Mayhem Title in a Parking Lot Brawl at Clash of the Champions.

The lights go out and a spotlight hits the entrance ramp.Tight Rope is playing and Kevin Saint is walking down the ramp in his wrestling gear and some type of hood rather it be with a robe or some kind of shirt. He walks u the ring stairs and climbs over the Ropes and rips the hood off of his head and smiles maniaclly in the ring.

George: Kevin Saint's career will skyrocket if he defeats Justin Tyme here tonight.

The two meet in the center of the ring. After some trash talking, Tyme slaps Saint in the face.

Josh: What a show of disrespect.

George: You know that Justin Tyme respects no one.

Saint answers the slap with a right hand right to jaw. With Tyme reeling, Saint sends him over the top rope with a clothesline. As soon as Tyme reaches his feet, Saint hits him with a suicide dive.

Josh: I don't think Tyme was expecting that.

Saint rolls Tyme back in the ring and goes for a pin.

1...

2...

Tyme gets his foot on the ropes. Saint kicks Tyme several times in the back, followed by a sidewalk slam. He then puts Tyme into a torture rack, which he turns into a DDT.

George: Smart move by Kevin Saint. He's setting Tyme up for the Public Execution.

Saint sets up for the Public Execution, but Tyme slips out and low blows Saint.

Josh: That's a cheap shot!

George: Hey, you've got to do whatever it takes.

With Saint stunded, Tyme signals to the crowd and sets up for the Super Happy Fun Slide.

George: The match is over here!

Before Tyme his it, Kurt Burton appears at the ramp. This causes Tyme to let go of Saint and begin yelling at Burton. Saint grabs Tyme, hits the Public Execution, and then goes for the pin.

1...

2...

3!!!

Josh: Saint just beat the Mayhem Champion!

George: And he has Kurt Burton to thank.

Commercial Break

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[Michael "Thunder" Knight]

Welcome to the Jungle plays, as Kurt and Kat walk down to the ring. He puts his arms around her, as they pass fans booing loudly. They pay the fans no heed, and roll into the ring. Burton signals for a microphone, and the ring girl steps up onto the apron. Kat goes to retrieve. Before she does, she yanks down the ring girl’s top. The girl covers herself and runs away with embarrassment. Kat takes the microphone.

Kat: And here he is, with another edition of Metal Mayhem…. Kurt Burton. Except no fakers.

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Kat points in the direction of the ring girl as she says that. Kurt takes the microphone.

Kurt: Let’s thank Kat Hamilton for giving all of you virgin losers in here your first shot of boob since you stopped breast feeding.[/i]

The crowd boos him, as he grins.

Kurt: And speaking of pathetic loser virgins. Let’s go ahead and get to my guest. Mostly because you jackasses here in Montreal don’t deserve to here any more of my amazingticity![/i]

Kurt: This man has been a loser all his life, but he finally has found a place where he can fit in, with every other sack of crap back there in the lockerroom. Let’s give it up, since he can’t get it up, for Yukio Blaze![/i]

Miseria Cantare by AFI blares out, and Yukio walks to the ring. He is not amused. He climbs into the ring and steps up to Kurt Burton.

Kurt: SO Yu-Gi-Oh. Oops, I’m sorry. Yukio. What do you want to talk about first. DO you want to talk about the fact that you have never held gold anywhere, or the fact that you have the wrestling ability of a Stretch Armstrong doll.[/i]

Yukio: Actually Kurt, I wanted to talk about how you need to stop running your mouth. But I did also have some big announcements for these PWA fans.[/i]

The fans pop huge.

Yukio: They involve the World Championship match at Clash of the Champions. First off I would like to announce that the challenger for this match will be…[/i]

Kurt: Blah Blah Blah. You know, no one gives a crap about your stupid little piece of tin. Unless Kurt Burton is in the match. Now that people would care about. Let’s talk about your ability to book matches in this pathetic joke of an organization, though you’re just a pathetic wrestler.[/i]

Yukio: Well, let’s just say around here when I talk, people listen. Now as for that match…[/i]

Kurt: Wait a second, wait. People listen to you? To You? A man with no gold to his name, fewer victories than the LA Clippers, and yet, they listen to you.[/i]

Yukio: That’s right.[/i]

Kurt: Why?[/i]

Yukio: Well, I have an unbeaten record in this organization.[/i]

Kurt: Against a bunch of talentless pieces of garbage.[/i]

Yukio: It’s a lot better than your doing. What, one win, three losses?[/i]

Kurt: Hey, I was screwed.[/i]

Yukio reaches over, and rips the microphone out of Kurt's hand.

Yukio: Why don’t you cry about it Kurt? You keep on talking about how terrible this roster is, yet you signed on the dotted line. You say there is no talent in this lockerroom, yet we have Danny Vice, Skyler Striker, Justin Tyme, hell... Drake Kencendro. You want to whine, and say you have been screwed, and everyone around here sucks, let's face the facts Kurt, who sucks...[/i]

Kurt snatches the microphone back. Rage is filling his eyes.

Kurt: Yukio, you aren't fit to polish my boots.[/i]

Yukio: I'll knock you on your ass punk.[/i]

Kurt takes a swing at yukio, who immediately drops him down into an Anaconda Vice. Kurt squirms in pain, and starts tapping. The crowd goes wild! Kat Hamilton sneaks back in the ring with a steel chair, and goes to take a swing at Yukio, who rolls out of the way. Kat looks on in horro, realizing she just struck Kurt. She turns around, and Yukio Kicks the chair into position. He grabs her, and DDT's her onto the chair. Yukio raises his hands. He grabs the microphone.

Yukio: You know Kurt, you want to talk about how you've gotten screwed! This great city of Montreal knows all about screwjobs, and I'm going to give them a screwjob they are going to love. You see Kurt, next week, It's going to be you against your girlfriend, Kat Hamiltion. And it'll be a Bra & Panties Match! Speaking of matches, your match is now. [/i]

Manny C's music starts to play as Yukio exits the ring.[/b][/center]

As Viscera Eyes starts, The arena lights dim out and there is only a red spotlight focused on the entrance. As the music picks up, there is a pyro explosion on the stage as Manny C walks out. He is all business as he walks down the ramp. He stops in the middle of the ramp, puts his head down and with a explosive force, extends his arms out signaling another pyro explosion on the stage. He continues to the ring, and looks down at Kurt Burton. He puts out his hand and Kurt Burton takes it, Manny helps him to his feet. Manny pulls him in gives him a friendly a hug, but out of nowhere the hug turns into a Belly to Belly. The Ring Bell Sounds.

Josh: I think Yukio is right, give Burton something to cry about. [/i]

George: But now we’ll never shut him up. He whines like a mule. [/i]

Manny immediately locks on a kimora, and Burton squirms around.

Josh: Burton’s already in trouble. [/i]

He gets over to the ropes, and the ref calls for the break. Manny breaks the hold, and grabs Burton’s leg. He pulls Burton away from the ropes, and locks on an Ankle Lock. Burton screams, and throws a temper tantrum on the mat. Burton pushes up with all his body weight, and twists around, kicking Manny in the chest. Manny falls to the outside. Burton gets up, and begins having words with the referee.

George: Here we go. The brains of Kurt Burton. [/i]

On the outside, Kat Hamilton has grabbed the lead pipe. She runs up and nails Manny C in the head with it. She then kicks him in the ribs. He bounces from the impact. She steps away from him as Kurt Burton has finished arguing with the referee. Manny climbs back up onto the ring apron, and Burton runs full force at him. He nails Manny with a dropkick, sending him to the outside.

Josh: This is supposed to be a wrestling match. Look at Burton, letting Hamilton do all the work. [/i]

The referee admonishes Burton, and the two start arguing again. Kat Stalks Manny, and just as he rises to his feet, she slams the lead pipe into his ribs. He drops down on all fours, and she gets on top of him chokes him with the pipe. She gets off of him, and rolls him back into the ring.

Burton grabs him, and whips him into the corner. Manny Slams against the turnbuckle, and Burton runs for a clothesline. Manny raises the foot. Burton collides, and reels back from the collision. Manny Pulls himself to the second rope, and performs a shooting star press. Burton catches him. He goes for a powerslam, but Manny squirms back, reversing to where he is holding Burton for a powerslam. Manny runs, and slams Burton into the turnbuckle. Burton’s feet are caught. He hangs upside down from the turnbuckle.

Josh: These two know each other well. [/i]

George: I’ll say, will either of them actually hit a move. [/i]

Manny moves in with a punching combo, rocking Burton’s abdomen. He delivers knee, after knee.

George: Nevermind. [/i]

Manny finally pulls Burton down. Manny runs to the ropes, and Kat grabs the leg, tripping Manny up. Manny argues with her, and Burton gets back to his feet. Manny turns, and goes for a jumping Knee Strike, but Burton dodges, He gets around back of Manny, and catches him on a German Suplex. He bridges for the pin.

1…

2…

Manny gets the shoulder up. He is still locked up. Burton rolls through, and nails another suplex.

1…

And the shoulder is up.

Josh: A suplex from Burton is a thing of beauty, look at that.

Burton Rolls through again. He goes one more time, but Manny grabs the ropes. Burton releases the hold, and Manny flies with a spinning back fist. Connecting full force to Burton’s face. Burton collapses. Manny goes for the pin.

George: It can’t end like this! This isn’t the UFC!

1…

2…

And Burton gets a foot on the rope.

Josh: Burton’s ring awareness is second to none. [/i]

Manny grabs Burton by the hair. He whips him into the corner. Manny launches himself for the splash, But Burton rolls out of the way. Manny’s face collides with the top turnbuckle. Burton catches him with a Bulldog. Burton Slaps on the Feedback.

George: Manny should know the danger he’s in better than anyone else. [/i]

The referee moves into position. Manny is fighting off the desire to tap. Manny struggles up. He gets to his feet. Burton is on his back. Manny drops back. Burton screams in agony as he is driven into the mat. Manny Climbs up to the top rope. He jumps off of it. Connecting with the Fire from Above.

Josh: Beautiful aerial maneuver by Manny C! [/i]

1…

2…


Burton kicks out. Manny Pulls him up, and sets up for the Wrath of God. Kat Hamilton springs to the ring apron. The referee goes to get her away. Manny drops Burton, and grabs her. He picks her up, Wrath of God.

Josh: Oh MY GOD!!! WRATH OF GOD TO KAT HAMILTON!!!

Kurt Burton then rushes to his feet quickly and rolls up Manny C. The ref slides over to make the count..

1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome to the Jungle by Guns and Roses begins to boom through the arena again. Kurt quickly scurries over to the fallen Kat Hamilton and picks her up and rolls out of the rind and rushes up the ramp. Manny C looks along in anger.

Commercial Break[/i]
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In the ring Mason Dixon Mauler stands awaiting the arrival of Drake Kencedro. The bell sounds, as Snap Your Fingers Snap Your Neck picks up over the speaker system. The Neon Striker emerges from backstage, with Honey at his side. Kencedro sports his trademarked neon face paint, as the couple make their way down the ramp. Kencedro quickly rolls into the ring, as Honey gets in Drake’s corner.

Josh: Here we go.

Mauler catches Kencedro with a big boot, and Kencedro falls to the floor. Kencedro quickly gets up, as he rams his knee into the mid section of Mason Dixon Mauler. Mauler doubles over, as Kencedro follows up with a superkick. Mauler drops to the mat, as Kencedro goes for the pin.

1…
2…

Mauler kicks out of the pinning situation.

George: This should be a very interesting match.

Kencedro charges at the ropes, following up by springing off of the middle rope planting a lionsault onto Mason Dixon Mauler. Kencedro hooks the free leg of Mauler.

1…
2…

Mauler again kicks out.

Josh: We can see Drake is looking to end this early.

Drake grows a look of frustration, as he nods to Honey Valentine. Kencedro quickly gets back to his feet, and stomps down onto the fallen Mason Dixon Mauler. Honey Valentine searches under the ring, and finds a chair, and she quietly slides it into the ring. Honey slowly backs away from the ring, and drops to the mat on the outside. She quickly covers her ankle, as she pretends she has hurt it.

George: HONEY IS HURT!

Honey yells for help in pain, as the referee quickly exits the ring to check on her condition. Kencedro uses the free opportunity, as he picks up the chair. Mason Dixon Mauler is slowly getting back to his feet, as he tries to snap out of his groggy state.

Josh: Is Drake going to do what I think he is going to do?

Mauler turns around, and Drake smacks the steal chair across the skull of Mauler sending him to the ground. Kencedro quickly tosses the chair out of the ring, as Kencedro exits the ring, and climbs to the top rope.

George: Mauler is out!

Josh: Did Drake just cheat?

Kencedro waste no time at the top rope, as he plants a huge 450 splash onto the fallen Mason Dixon Mauler.

George: I have just been informed that Kencedro calls that The Director’s Cut.

Josh: Director’s Cut?

Kencedro hooks the leg of Mauler, as Honey quickly notifies the ref that there is a pin to be counted inside of the ring. The referee quickly slides back into the ring and the clueless ref counts the pin.

1…
2…
3…

Stacy: Here is your winner…The Neon Striker!

Kencedro sits up, as Honey enters the ring. The ref looks shocked as she shows to have recovered quickly. From backstage the PWA jobber Johnny Oxygen paces to the ring with a box in his hand. Oxygen makes his way down the ramp, and slides the box into the ring. Johnny Oxygen walks around the ring, and picks up the chair Kencedro used to win the match, and rolls into the ring with it. Kencedro request a microphone, as the fans begin to boo.

Drake Kencedro: It’s about damn time you booed me. You worthless f**ks!

Josh: HEY!

Johnny reaches into the box, and pulls out a clean rag. Johnny quickly pours a bottle of chilled water onto the rag, and tosses it to Drake. Drake cleans off the neon face paint off of his face, before he continues.

Drake Kencedro: At Redemption…I was robbed of a chance to become the Mayhem Champion. And who is there to blame…YOU PEOPLE!

Johnny Oxygen, and Honey nod, as Kencedro continues.

Drake Kencedro: I was too worried that if I didn’t kiss all of your asses, then I would turn into the old Drake. But you know what…The old Drake is back. I don’t need you guys to back me up in all of my matches…I can do it on my own. This is the death of The Neon Striker!

Josh: Death?

Honey Valentine reaches into the box, and pulls out a pair of scissors, and she cuts off the long hair of Drake Kencedro. The hair falls to the mat, as Kencedro wears a huge grin on his face.

George: I’m speechless.

Drake Kencedro: The only people I need are Honey, and Johnny. Because of them, I am going to Clash of The Champions, to compete for the International Championship. That’s something The Neon Striker couldn’t have done.

Drake slowly reaches into the box and pulls out a digital camcorder. Kencedro fits the camera on his hand, as he gets footage of the broken Mason Dixon Mauler. The fans boo loudly.

George: Haha, I’m loving it!

Drake Kencedro: The Neon Striker is nothing but memories to you all, and now let me introduce you to the Domestic Director.

Josh: Domestic Director?

Drake drops to his knees, and focuses the camera on Mauler, as Johnny Oxygen takes the steal chair, and whacks it across the mid section of Mauler several times. The fans boo loudly, as Johnny opens a gash on the chest of Mason Dixon Mauler. Johnny drops the chair, as Drake takes the dead arm of Mason Mauler, and runs his finger through the puddle of blood on his chest. Drake then uses the bloody finger of Mason Dixon Mauler, and spells out “I lost” onto the steal chair.

George: I’m loving The Neon Striker…er…The Domestic Director now!

Kencedro grins, as he places the chair across the chest of Mason Dixon Mauler. Fury of the Storm by Shadows Fall picks up over the speaker system, as The Domestic Director, Honey Valentine and their new associate Johnny Oxygen exit the ring, and make their way back up the ramp. The trio look down the ramp at the bloodied Mason Dixon Mauler before they disappear behind the curtain.

Stacy: Ladies and gentleman, the following contest is your Frrrrrrrrrriday Night Assault…MAIN EVENT, and is a part one of Triple Jeopardy! Introducing first, from San Diego, California, accompanied to the ring by his sister Janie…. “TWILIGHT” JIMMY VICE!

“Down with the Sickness” by Disturbed hits the speakers as Jimmy Vice walks out from behind the curtain, followed by Janie Vice. The crowd cheers as he waves to them. He then poses at the top of the ramp and extends both arms up and out as pinwheel pyros go off behind him. He and Janie walk to the ring where he slides under the bottom rope and poses on the second rope of all four corners for the fans.

Stacy: And his opponent, “The Fury Crusader”, SKYLERRRRRRRRRRRRRR STRIKERRRRRRRR!

The arena lights blaze a bright white and the operatic voices of Epica’s “The Last Crusade” hit the arena. As the guitar of Mark Jansen starts up, the lights flash twice and flick off, leaving the arena black. The guitar hits twice again, and the lights also flash twice before shutting off. Every time the guitar nails the two power chords, the lights flash, until the voice die down, and the guitar fades into one long note. That long note enters into Trivium’s “The Crusade” instrumental. It is here that Skyler Striker appears on stage, dressed in his slashed and torn maroon pants and unbuttoned maroon shirt, his sunglasses still on. He walks to the ring, discards his glasses, and jumps to the apron, letting out a warcry before hopping in. “The Crusade Has Begun” flashes on the video screen before all the music dies down, the lights return to normal, and Skyler stands still until the bell.

George: Well we’ve been waiting a week for this one after Skyler brutally attacked Janie Vice last week.

Josh: And Danny has sworn he will not interfere in this bout, but what kind of chances do you think we see the champ tonight?

George: I’m gonna go out on a limb and say the Vagrant will appear.

The bell sounds as the two men lock up in the center of the ring, ending with Jimmy tossing the smaller Striker into the corner and following up with three brutal chops across the chest. Skyler walks along the ropes attempting to escape but instead is hit with a kick to the gut and a snap suplex, followed by two quick elbow drops across the chest of Striker.

George: Jimmy is tenacious. After every move he follows it with quick and brutal ground attacks.
Josh: He has to keep Skyler grounded or this high-flyer will certainly make this into an aerial assault match.

Jimmy brings Skyler to his feet then hits a release belly-to belly followed by a quick cover for a two count. Janie claps on the outside of the ring cheering her brother along as Jimmy locks in an armbar, trying to get Skyler into a crucifix armbar. Skyler is able to escape the hold by reaching the ropes. The referee intervenes and Jimmy releases the hold. Skyler struggles to his feet while Jimmy bounds off the ropes and hits a swinging neckbreaker on Skyler. The move is followed by three stiff boots to the head and neck of Striker. He grabs Striker and throws him into the rope. Hip toss attempt blocked by Skyler, who drills Jimmy in the head with a Pele kick.

Josh: Huge reversal by Striker!

George: Now he’s looking to fly!

Striker leaps to the top rope and leaps off the top. He hits the Destiny Drive. A 630 degree senton right on top of Jimmy Vice. Goes for the cover.

Josh: 1…….2………….3! No! Jimmy got his shoulder up! Wow, Skyler wasn’t messing around tonight, going for the big finish right away.

George: And he almost did it. That impact was sensational, let’s look again.

The screen splits as one side sees the replay, while the other sees Skyler run off the ropes and hit a springboard moonsault before the camera goes back to just the live action. Skyler immediately hits the perpendicular ropes and hits a springboard leg drop across Jimmy’s neck.

Josh: Another cover. 1…..2….kickout by Vice.

George: And he’s back to his feet with some sort of possessed look in his eye.

Striker lifts Jimmy up and hits him with a dropkick to the knee, then with Jimmy down on one knee hits him with a snap DDT. Striker heads once again to the top rope, trying to finish the match with another high risk manuever. He leaps from the top turnbuckle for a feint-knee leg drop, but misses as Vice rolls out of the way.

Josh: A real shot for Vice here if he can capitalize, both men getting to their feet!

Skyler hits Jimmy in the face with two rights but neither seem to phase Vice. Striker hits of the ropes hits a clothesline, but Vice just stands there. Now Striker tries to kick Jimmy, but it's caught, and Jimmy hits a short-arm clothesline. Jimmy Vice looks to the crowd with possessed look in his eye as the crowd goes wild.

Crowd: JI-MMY! JI-MMY! JI-MMY! JI-MMY!

George: And Vice is climbing to the top turnbuckle, shades of his brother Danny!

Josh: I thought we were done with the shades of stuff!

Jimmy stands on the top rope, puts his arms over his head and poses, then hits a huge diving headbutt across the shoulder of Striker. Janie Vice is yelling from the outside for JImmy to finish Striker off. He pulls Striker to his feet and ducks his head between his knees, setting him up for his finisher.

George: Look! It's Dylan Ryder. He's making his way down the ramp!

Josh: This does not bode well for Jimmy Vice, but a DQ ruins Striker's chances at ever winning the world title again!

Jimmy lifts Skyler over his head and hits The Edge of Night. He heads toward Skyler, but Ryder has slid a sledgehammer into the ring on one side and jumped on the apron. The referee doesn't see the illegal weapon right near Striker. Janie leaps on the apron also to try and get the ref to look back in the ring. Jimmy locks in the Vicelock but Striker has the sledgehammer in the other hand and drills Jimmy in the head. Jimmy is out cold as Striker tosses the weapon from the ring. Rolls over for the cover as Ryder gets off the apron. Janie Vice can no longer hold the referees attention.

Josh: 1.......2.............3!!!!!!!!!! Dammit, Striker stole the victory because of Ryder.

Epica’s “The Last Crusade” hits the speakers in the arena as Ryder and Striker run to the back before Danny Vice might come out. Janie goes in the ring to console her brother, Jimmy. The PWA logo flashes on the screen signaling the end of the show