Post by Michael "Thunder" Knight on May 8, 2007 14:34:30 GMT -5
The show opens backstage, showing footage from earlier in the the day.
Yukio Blaze and Justin Tyme are sitting backstage at the arena.
JT: You know, Blaze, You and I have not seen eye to eye very often, but this match you have Burton in is gold.
Blaze: Why thank you Tyme.
There is a knock on the door.
Tyme: Come in.
Burton steps through the door.
Tyme: Ahh, the man of the hour himself. So, did you train for your match tonight?
Burton looks a bit sheepish, his head hung low in shame. He looks over to Tyme.
Burton: Yeah, about that, look. Things got pretty hectic, and well, I don’t have anything to wear for this… match. I guess I’ll just have to forfeit.
Yukio stands up, practically jumping from the couch.
Yukio: Now… now, don’t be so upset Kurt. I thought things might get a little crazy for you, so I went ahead and purchased some ring gear for you tonight.
Yukio reaches around to the side of the couch. He pulls out a little Walmart bag and hands it to Kurt.
Yukio: And you can go ahead and put it on right there.
Yukio points to a corner of the room, where a changing screen is set up. Kurt rolls his eyes.
Kurt: You know what… I’m not going to do this. Absolutely not.
Justin Tyme: Well, Kurt, we don’t want to make you do anything that will make you feel uncomfortable. So, I guess you don’t have to have this bra and panties match here tonight.
Kurt raises his arms and lets out a yell. He throws the bag back at Yukio.
Kurt: Yes!
Justin Tyme: But do keep in mind that if you don’t do this match here tonight, you don’t get your shot at me next Sunday.
Kurt’s look turns from elation to anger in a heartbeat. He glares at Justin Tyme, who smiles back at him. Yukio puts the bag back in Kurt’s hands.
Yukio: So make sure to doll yourself up real nice.
Kurt looks at Yukio, and steps behind the curtain.
[/color]Yukio Blaze and Justin Tyme are sitting backstage at the arena.
JT: You know, Blaze, You and I have not seen eye to eye very often, but this match you have Burton in is gold.
Blaze: Why thank you Tyme.
There is a knock on the door.
Tyme: Come in.
Burton steps through the door.
Tyme: Ahh, the man of the hour himself. So, did you train for your match tonight?
Burton looks a bit sheepish, his head hung low in shame. He looks over to Tyme.
Burton: Yeah, about that, look. Things got pretty hectic, and well, I don’t have anything to wear for this… match. I guess I’ll just have to forfeit.
Yukio stands up, practically jumping from the couch.
Yukio: Now… now, don’t be so upset Kurt. I thought things might get a little crazy for you, so I went ahead and purchased some ring gear for you tonight.
Yukio reaches around to the side of the couch. He pulls out a little Walmart bag and hands it to Kurt.
Yukio: And you can go ahead and put it on right there.
Yukio points to a corner of the room, where a changing screen is set up. Kurt rolls his eyes.
Kurt: You know what… I’m not going to do this. Absolutely not.
Justin Tyme: Well, Kurt, we don’t want to make you do anything that will make you feel uncomfortable. So, I guess you don’t have to have this bra and panties match here tonight.
Kurt raises his arms and lets out a yell. He throws the bag back at Yukio.
Kurt: Yes!
Justin Tyme: But do keep in mind that if you don’t do this match here tonight, you don’t get your shot at me next Sunday.
Kurt’s look turns from elation to anger in a heartbeat. He glares at Justin Tyme, who smiles back at him. Yukio puts the bag back in Kurt’s hands.
Yukio: So make sure to doll yourself up real nice.
Kurt looks at Yukio, and steps behind the curtain.
The camera now cuts to the ring.
Stacy: The opening contest is a bra & panties match! Introducing first...KAT HAMILTON!!!
As the opening beats of "Kick Start My Heart" kick in we see the silhoutte of a girl behind a curtain with a pole. She swings around the pole as the the beat picks up. There's a pause and the curtain drops and as Vince Neil begins to sing Kat makes her way down to ring. She is wearing a low cut blouse and a mini skirt. She does a slow backflip over the ropes and as soon as she gets in the ring she is down on her knees and leans all the way back until her back is flat on the mat. She gracefully leans back up and pushes her hair back out of her face. She then gets up and blows a kiss to the crowd.
Stacy: And her opponent...Kurt Burton!!!
Welcome to the Jungle by Guns and Roses blares over the PA as Kurt Burton makes his way to the ring. The crowd erupts in laughter, as Kurt Burton walks down to the ring in a navel baring pink shirt and a pair of Daisy Duke hot pants. He yells at the crowd as they mock him.
Kurt Burton and Kat Hamilton square off. The bell rings. They circle each other. Kat raises her hand for a test of strength. Burton raises his hand, but instead of taking his hand she jumps down to rip his hot pants off. She fails, as he drops down on his chest. Suddenly a crowd chant of “You look sexy!” starts up. Kurt goes and begins yelling at the crowd. While he is doing so, Kat nails him from behind with a dropkick. She rolls Burton back immediately following this, and his shirt is pulled off. Kat waves it around her head, as Kurt tries in vain to cover up the leopard print bra.
Burton gets back to his feet, and wraps her up in a belly to belly, sending her sailing over his head. She crashes down onto the mat. He grabs her shirt by the collar, and rips it open, all the way down the middle. Her hot pink bra seems to shimmer in the stage light. She squirms out from underneath of him, the shock of the move having worn off. She climbs to her feet, and goes to lock up with him again. They lock up, and he pushes her back into the corner. He smiles at himself, and gloats over his domination, and suddenly her foot is buried in his crotch. He drops down, and she grabs the hot pants again. She begins trying to pul it off, but he brings his foot up, and pushes her back. He rolls back, and tries to get up, and she hits a dropkick again. She rolls him up, and starts to pull back on the hot pants. A hint of thong can be seen. He kicks her off, and she collides with the ref.
Burton gets up, and grabs her. He pulls off her skirt and reveals her skimpy lacy pink panties. But the bell doesn’t sound, because the ref is knocked out. He goes over and tries to wake up the referee. He is pointing to the skirt, but no use. He is pissed off. He begins throwing a little temper tantrum in the ring. All of a sudden, Yukio blaze pops out of the audience. He runs in, and clotheslines Burton from behind. The skirt flies out of Burton’s hands. Yukio slides out of the ring, and Burton starts jaw jacking with him. Justin Tyme also comes from the audience, and before Burton even knows he is there, pulls down the hot pants. Burton is wearing a leopard print thong. The ref stirs and looks up at both Burton and Kat in their bra and panties. He calls for the bell.
No Contest.
Commerical Break.
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After the commerical break, Stacy is back in the ring.
Stacy: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first…”The Hitman” MANNY C!!!
As the Music starts, The arena lights dim out and there is only a red spotlight focused on the entrance. As the music picks up, there is a pyro explosion on the stage as Manny C walks out. He is all business as he walks down the ramp. He stops in the middle of the ramp, puts his head down and with a explosive force, extends his arms out signaling another pyro explosion on the stage. He continues to the ring, and stretches as he waits for his competitor.
Stacy: And his opponent…KEVIN SAINT!!!
The lights go out and a spotlight hits the entrance ramp. Miseria Cantare s playing and the lights are out as he runs out from the back being cheered and booed at the same time. He runs to the ring and slides in and just gets hyped for his match.
Manny immediately comes after Saint with a round house kick. He bounces off the ropes and hits him with a running knee strike. Manny attempts to follow it up with a rolling thunder, but Saint gets his knees up. Saint pulls him up, sends him into the ropes, and hits a cresent kick. He goes for a cover.
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Manny kicks out. Saint quickly pulls Manny up and puts him in a torture rack. Manny slips out and hits him with an enziguiri. Now having the advantage, Manny wastes no time and places Saint in a tree of woe. He hits Saint with several knee drops and a dropkick. The dropkick causes Saint to fall out of the tree of woe. Manny rolls him over, hits a shooting star press, and pins Saint.
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2…
Saint gets his foot on the ropes. Manny holds him up for the Wrath of God, but Saint slips out. Saint attempts his version of the RKO, Shoot to Kill, but Manny pushes him into the far turnbuckle. Manny charges at Saint, but Saint leapfrogs over him and hits the Public Execution, a spear. He goes for the pin.
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Manny’s foot is on the bottom rope. Saint pulls Manny up, but is hit with a roundhouse kick. “The Hitman” climbs the top rope and attempts a hurricanrana, but Saint catches him and powerbombs him over the top rope to the outside of the ring. Saint bounces off the ropes and attempts a suicide dive, but Manny moves out of the way, causing Saint to crash and burn on the steel ramp. The referee begins to count.
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2…
Manny reaches his feet and hits Saint with a straight punch combo. He follows it up with an enziguiri.
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He irish whips Saint towards the steel steps, but Saint reverses it and sends him instead.
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Saint charges at Manny for a shining wizard, but Manny moves, causing Saint to go leg first into the steel steps. Both men are down.
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10!!!!
Stacy: The referee has counted both men out, the result: a draw!
“Money” by Pink Floyd begins to play and Thunder appears at the ramp.
Thunder: It’s a shame to see this match end this way. That’s why I’m booking a rematch for Clash of the Champions, but it will be a falls count anywhere match! Thank you, enjoy the rest of the show.
“Money” begins to play again as a commercial break begins.
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